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RAIDERS OPEN UP THIS SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 11THThe Georgetown Raiders open up the season at home this Saturday Night at 7.30pm at Moldmaster Sportsplex against the Newmarket Hurricanes sporting many new faces, and we would like to take time out to congratulate our Trainer Andrew Groombridge for being inducted into the Sarnia Lambton Sports Hall [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
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href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/Georgetown-Raiders.jpg"><img
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href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/a.gif"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2145" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/a.gif" alt="" width="105" height="120" /></a></p><p>On June 28, 2008 the Newmarket Hurricanes lost a key part of their team. Player KJ Ramolla died as a passenger in a single car rollover. KJ was 5th for scoring during the 2007-2008 season and was set to return for the 2008-2009 season. The driver of the car, Ryan Burkholder, former captain of the Hurricanes survived the crash with minor injuries.</p><p>Newmarket hosted the 2008 Dudley Hewitt Cup, losing to the OJHL Champion Oakville Blades in the Final.</p><p><strong>GLENN&#8221;S PICK OF THE WEEK</strong></p><p><strong><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/Glenn_Talsky.jpg"><img
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/> </strong></p><p><strong>This is  new programming on D-Moos nights at 6,8,10,</strong></p><p><strong>Midnight,2am,and 4am featuring  Glenn&#8217;s Canadian Pick</strong></p><p><strong>Band or Artist of the week.</strong></p><p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br
/> </strong></p><p><strong><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/aaa_Luau_Or_Die.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2148" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/aaa_Luau_Or_Die-296x300.jpg" alt="" width="296" height="300" /></a></strong></p><p>&#8220;<strong>Luau Or Die&#8221; our opening week featured artist August 30-</strong></p><p><strong>September 5</strong></p><p>http://www.myspace.com/luauordie1</p><p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br
/> </strong></p><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><pre><tt><tt>Glenn studied music at Humber College,and went on to study and</tt></tt></pre><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><pre><tt><tt>graduated from the music industry arts program at Fanshaw College
in London,Ontario.Glenn then moved on with a job at the Sound
Kitchen recording studio.
Following the closure of the Sound Kitchen he built his own studios
Tal-Sky studios in the basement of his farmhouse where he wrote
produced and engineered his first album.
</tt></tt></pre><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><pre><tt><tt>The album went on to recieve radio airplay.His band the Loop
started playing live shows wherever they could.
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<strong>This weeks group is "Figet" from Toronto.
</strong></tt></tt>http://www.myspace.com/fidgetpunk
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</pre><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><pre><tt><tt>After the house where Tal-Sky studios was located was sold,
</tt></tt></pre><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p><pre><tt><tt>Glenn began the search for a new venue for his recording studio.
He built Studio Nowhere where he began recording new material for the
Loop as well as recording other artists as it is a commercial
recording studio.
The Loop continues to play live shows and record new songs and is
receiving more and more airplay as the days go by.
His latest project is cousin Jordana Talsky for whom he co-wrote and
produced the songs "Canteloupe Coffee Blues" and "An Invitation"
which has gone on to receive radio acclaim.
Glenn still has a day job as money is required to feed his music
machine.
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<strong>Jordana Talsky
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</strong>You can look forward to more songs being released from Studio Nowhere,
and you will  hear many of their tunes on D-Moos in the future.

<strong>ELVIS MEATLOAF WITH MAUREEN</strong></tt></tt>

Its another celebrity recipes from Maureen from Georgetown South.
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<pre>Mix:

2 lbs ground beef

1 medium onion, chopped

1 green bell pepper, chopped

2 cloves garlic, minced

3 eggs

1 package(4oz) saltine crackers, crushed

1 8oz can ot tomato sauce

Shape into loaf and bake in 350 oven for one hour.Pour over a
mixture 2 (8oz) cans of tomato sauce and 12 cup ketchup.
Bake an additional 15 minutes.

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</pre><p><strong>Coach Mike of the Blue Fins is having an enrollment at the Georgetown<br
/> Market Place on Wednesday September 8 from 6-830pm.<br
/> <a
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/> We would like to welcome "Strong Arm Transmissions" to town,in<br
/> tribute to the Armstrong Garage that was at this location on<br
/> Guelph Street for years.<br
/> <a
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/> Until next week Foster says ..Go Raiders!</strong></pre><p><tt><tt></tt></tt></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=2140</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Raiders Report</title><link>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?p=2127</link> <comments>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?p=2127#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:35:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bigdaddy</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Halton Hills Features]]></category><guid
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Every weekend we will be featuring &#8220;the Raiders Report&#8221; keeping you up to date on YOUR Georgetown Raiders all season long..we are Community Radio Halton hills Radio D-Moos
Russ &#8220;Big Daddy&#8221; Horton, Scott &#8220;Sidekick Scotty&#8221; Lord and Shawn &#8220;Woodsy&#8221; Wood all reportThe Georgetown Raiders moved to 4-2-0 in pre season action in the OJHL last [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
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/> </strong></p><p><a
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/> Scott Wilson led the scoring with 2 goals with single markers by Vincent Cerone,Evan Rodrigues and Duston Hebebrand.<br
/> Heres a mugshot of Scott Wilson ..get to know YOUR Raiders!</h3><p><a
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/> </strong></p><p><strong>&#8220;The Three Jays&#8221; are actually  Jerry Johnny and Jackie from Geraldton and will perform either &#8220;under the table&#8221; or for a carton of Native smokes!</strong></p><p><strong><a
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Maureen&#8217;s Celebrity RecipesMaureen lives in Georgetown south and we would like to welcome her to the D-Moos Halton Hills Radio Family, apart from being the largest Elvis Presley fan in the world Maureen loves to bake and from time time she will share her wonderful recipies with us.&#8220;ELVIS PRESLEY PEANUT BUTTER &#38; BANANA COOKIES&#8221;Cookies:1 [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
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href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/Maureen_Gladys.jpeg"><img
class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2119" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/Maureen_Gladys-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p><p><strong>Maureen lives in Georgetown south and we would like to welcome her to the D-Moos Halton Hills Radio Family, apart from being the largest Elvis Presley fan in the world Maureen loves to bake and from time time she will share her wonderful recipies with us.</strong></p><p><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/a.jpg"><img
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/> </strong></p><pre>Cookies:

1 1/4 cups firmly packed brown sugar

3/4 cup creamy peanut butter

1 cup mashed bananas

1/2 cup crisco shortening

3 tablespoons milk

1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla

1 egg

3/4 teaspoon baking soda

3/4 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 cups chocolate chips

1 cup coarsely chopped pecans (optional)

Heat oven to 350.In a large bowl mix brown sugar,peanut butter,
bananas,shortening,milk and vanilla.
Blend well with electric mixer.Add egg and beat just until well
blended.
Combine baking soda flour and salt and then add to shortening
mixture
Drop by tsp and bake from 11 to 13 minutes.
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So be careful what you ask for! My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.
She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker, [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span
style="font-family: Times New Roman;color: red;font-size: large">FOR </span></strong><strong><span
style="color: red;font-size: large">SALE</span></strong><strong><span
style="color: red;font-size: large"> &#8211; riding lawn mower</span></strong></p><table
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valign="top"><strong><span
style="font-family: Times New Roman;color: #008250;font-size: medium">Notice, it even has a headlight!   </span></strong><br
/> <strong><span
style="color: #008250;font-size: medium">So be careful what you ask for!</span></strong> <br
/> <span
style="font-family: Times New Roman;font-size: small"><br
/> </span><strong><em><span
style="font-size: x-large">My<span
style="color: #004080"> </span>Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.</span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;font-size: medium"></p><p>She works all day and was always tired<span
style="color: #004080"> </span>when she came home from work and thought that a<span
style="color: #004080"> </span>riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker, so she would have more time<span
style="color: #004080"> </span>for the chores inside the house.</p><p>SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower. I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. </span></em></strong><br
/>  <br
/> <strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;font-size: medium">To this day I have never been able to understand </span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;color: red;font-size: large"><br
/> Why some women</span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;color: #004080;font-size: large"> </span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;color: red;font-size: large">are so hard to</span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;color: #004080;font-size: large"> </span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;color: red;font-size: large">please!</span></em></strong><strong><em><span
style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;color: blue;font-size: x-small"> </span></em></strong> <br
/>  <br
/> <span
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span><a
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Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, &#8220;Ya know, Mahtha, I&#8217;d like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane.&#8221; And every year, Martha would say &#8220;I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span><a
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class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2107" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/xxn.bmp" alt="" /></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span>Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, &#8220;Ya know, Mahtha, I&#8217;d like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane.&#8221; And every year, Martha would say &#8220;I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs.&#8221; </p><p>So one year Stumpy says, &#8220;By Jeebers, Mahtha, I&#8217;m 71 yeahs old, and if I don&#8217;t go this time I may nevah go.&#8221; Martha replies, &#8220;Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs &#8230; and ten dollahs is ten dollahs.&#8221; </p><p>So the pilot overhears then and says, &#8220;Folks, I&#8217;ll make you a deal. I&#8217;ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won&#8217;t charge you. But just ONE WORD and it&#8217;s ten dollars.&#8221; </p><p>They agree and up they go&#8230; the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word&#8230; so he lands. </p><p>He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, &#8220;By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn&#8217;t.&#8221; </p><p>And Stumpy replies &#8220;Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out &#8230; but ten dollahs is ten dollahs.&#8221;  </span><br
/> </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=2106</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I couldn&#8217;t resist &#8230;..</title><link>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?p=2104</link> <comments>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?p=2104#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:10:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mike From Perth</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[IRSOA News]]></category><guid
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Old guy in a nursing home said to one of the older ladies, &#8220;Honey, guess how old I am?&#8221;
She said, &#8220;Take all your clothes off and turn around three times.&#8221;
He took his clothes off and turned around three times and she said 85. Astonished, he said, &#8220;That&#8217;s right. How did you know?&#8221;
She said, &#8220;YOU TOLD [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a
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class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2105" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/eeeej.bmp" alt="" /></a></strong></p><p><strong>Old guy in a nursing home said to one of the older ladies, &#8220;Honey, guess how old I am?&#8221;</p><p>She said, &#8220;Take all your clothes off and turn around three times.&#8221;</p><p>He took his clothes off and turned around three times and she said 85. Astonished, he said, &#8220;That&#8217;s right. How did you know?&#8221;</p><p>She said, &#8220;YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY.&#8221;<br
/> </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=2104</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Halton Hills Moos</title><link>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?p=2090</link> <comments>http://www.d-moos.mraircheck.com/?p=2090#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:10:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bigdaddy</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Halton Hills Features]]></category><guid
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THE GOOD OLE BOYZThe Good Ole Boyz are our adopted Smash Up Derby team and we want to give them as much publicity as we can in their continuing fight against Autism with the support of Teamworks Community Support Advocacy.On Saturday September 4 its Orangeville Fall Fair and Democross followed on Sunday September 5 [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
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class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2091" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/d-moos-small8.jpeg" alt="" width="80" height="73" /></a> <a
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class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2093" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/GOB01_Georgetown_20092.jpg2-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p><p><strong>The Good Ole Boyz are our adopted Smash Up Derby team and we want to give them as much publicity as we can in their continuing fight against Autism with the support of Teamworks Community Support Advocacy</strong>.</p><p><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/Teamworks_Logo-JPEG2.jpeg"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2094" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/Teamworks_Logo-JPEG2.jpeg" alt="" width="292" height="102" /></a></p><p><strong>On Saturday September 4 its Orangeville Fall Fair and Democross followed on Sunday September 5 with Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing.</strong></p><p><strong>Saturday September 12 its here at home at the Georgetown Fall Fair featuring both Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing and the full size Pro Mod Class and the Boyz decorate the car  for best in show.</strong></p><p><strong><a
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class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2095" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/a-300x262.gif" alt="" width="195" height="167" /></a></strong></p><p><strong>Saturday September 18 its off to the Brampton Fall Fair with Lucas Oil  Figure 8 Racing and the Milton Fall Fair Friday September 24 its Lucas Oil Figure 8 Racing followed on Sunday September 26 in Milton for the Minimash clash!</strong></p><p><strong><a
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/> </strong></p><p><strong>Thanks for the update guys and please update us on any changes or additional dates.</strong></p><p><strong><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/carshow2010-25.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2097" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/carshow2010-25-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></strong></p><p><strong>Here is another shot from the Downtown Georgetown Car Show and we would to thank all of you who came down to enjoy the Tunes and the Cars!</strong></p><p><strong><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/carshow2010-37.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2099" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/carshow2010-37-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></strong></p><p><strong>Sidekick Scotty had a blast and said hello to many listeners that weekend.</strong></p><p><strong><a
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class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2100" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/201008-Westlyan_Mural-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></strong></p><p><strong>We take pride in our Downtown&#8217;s in both Georgetown and Acton and in the months and years to come we will share many of our favorite snapshots with you such as this shot of Westlyan Street in Downtown Georgetown.</strong></p><p><strong><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/Georgetown_Raiders.png"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2101" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/Georgetown_Raiders.png" alt="" width="294" height="293" /></a></strong></p><p>The regular season is set to start Sept. 11, the Georgetown Raiders saw plenty of exhibition action this past weekend,leaving  the Cottage Cup tournament in Huntsville with a 2-2 record.</p><p>The Raiders defeated the Stouffville Spirit twice, 5-2 and 5-3, while losing to the host Otters 2-0 and the Hamilton Red Wings 7-5.</p><p>New coach and general manager Greg Walters continues to fine-tune his roster leading up to their Ontario Jr. A Hockey League home opener on Sept. 11 against the Newmarket Hurricanes and will have two more pre-season contests later this week against the Toronto Jr. Canadiens.</p><p><a
href="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/a6.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2102" src="http://d-moos.mraircheck.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/a6-300x48.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="48" /></a></p><p>The teams will meet Thursday in Etobicoke, followed by a return match Friday at the Alcott Arena at 7:30 p.m.</p><p><strong>Until next time</strong></p><p><strong><a
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